Okay, here’s the thing: it’s undercover.
Come on, we all know what that means.
Double Super Secret!
Buuuuuuut…not so much that they can’t enjoy a well put-together Facebook page. Yes, because all undercover units should have a Facebook or MySpace page announcing themselves. And they should all have officers list themselves on said page as members of said unit.
Come on, if that’s not a what the hell are they thinking moment, then I don’t know what is.
But wait, Trey, don’t be so judgemental. That page is only available for viewing by those within the circle, by pre-screened friends.
Ah-yuh, and that shit NEVER gets out into public. Like moronic Ted Petruna’s account of his AirTran Flight 297 wherein he and another Texan saved the flight from 11 rowdy Muslims who were about to hijack it…but not before said Muslims watched porn on a cellphone…which they’re allowed to do before Jihad, according to Petruna.
Yeah, that really is what he wrote. Check out AirTrans’ response at http://www.insideairtran.com/?p=2200. But the lesson is that this dope wrote his account on a social networking page that was private except to his closest friends.
Ya catching my drift? See which way I’m floating?
If you’re part of a unit that uses undercover work as one of its main tools, give a second – or even third – thought to advertising said unit on fucking Facebook.