I pulled her over for running a stop sign.
“No, ma’am,” I said.
“Yes, I did, but I’m not going to argue about it.”
“Can I see your license and insurance, please?”
“Here. I stopped. I absolutely stopped.”
“Ma’am, you were right in front of me.”
“I’m not going to argue about it, but I stopped.”
“Ma’am, do you understand the definition of not arguing?”
“Well, I just have lots of things on my mind. My husband’s in Iraq.”
Soooo…first you didn’t do it, then you did but only because your husband is in Iraq. And why, exactly, does a man being in the desert cause you to run a stop sign?
And, oh by the way, why are you using your husband’s military service as an excuse for anything?