“It feels funny to hug you when you have all this stuff on. You’re just so hard, and everywhere I move my hands there’s something sticking up.”
Said to me by a friend who was trying to give me a quick hug when I got back in town, but while I was on duty (thus wearing a vest with a hard breastplate and my belt chock full-o-police goodies). About halfway through the comment, she went bright red and her voice sort of faded away. I’m pretty sure I thought it was funnier than she did.
