I love when friends send me great material. I didn’t hear these, but apparently they were said not only in public, but in answer to questions asked by judges.
Question: “What book are you reading right now?”
Answer: “I’m reading the book…called…um…I forgot what it’s called. Sorry.”
Question: “If you could be anyone for a day, who would you be and why?”
Answer: “If I could be anyone for a day I would be Adam Sandler, because his movies are hilarious so he has to have a funny life.”
Question: “If you were a spokesperson for any product what would it be?”
Answer: “High heel. Because I love them and am enjoying wearing them right now.”
Question: “If this pageant required you to have a platform, which would you choose?”
Answer: “The one in the middle so I wouldn’t be too far up or down.”
