“I grew [my hair] out because I’m married and I’m successful and I don’t have to impress anyone anymore.”
A writer on his newly long hair.
“The .357 is like a kiss…the .45 is like getting ass-fucked.”
A writer on the difference in recoil between two of the guns we were shooting.
“What Louisiana beer do you have?”
“Well, we have St. Paulie Girl.”
An exchange between a writer and a waitress at a Cajun restaurant.
“You didn’t get invited because you have a pussy, now shut up and go away.”
A writer on why a female writer he was talking to didn’t get invited to what the commenting writer thought was a male-only writing convention.