"[My ancestor was a slave trader, but] I don’t have to be a slave trader."
Overheard at the bookstore…not said to me personally, but I was there so that’s close enough.
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"[My ancestor was a slave trader, but] I don’t have to be a slave trader."
Overheard at the bookstore…not said to me personally, but I was there so that’s close enough.
"I am very happy in this work, I do know that. It satisfies me so far. But I wish I could have the music. I really need the music. Have to make the sound of the tractors and the dust of the tractors. I’ll have to have music before that…."
John Steinbeck, "Working Days," Entry #7, June 6, 1938
Coltrane. Baker. Davis. Horn and Horne. McDuff. That’s the music of this novel. Not quite all jazz all the time, but close.
Except, while Steinbeck wrote literally about music (actually, he writes about not being able to hear his music over the washing machine, which is as pedestrian as it gets), he is also talking metaphorically about music.
In other words, does the work – the words on the page – sing?
I’ve begun chapter five and the lady ain’t singing yet. She’s warming up, maybe, but not quite yet stepped up to the mike and belted out whatever tune is in her head. That is because, as much as I preach get in and get going immediately if not sooner, I’m trying to slow down in this series. Much of what I’ve done so far has been warm up. There is a touch of back story, a bit of set up to minor incidents, and two or three bits of major set up.
Yet now, as of 11:30 last night, we have a body.
At least, the rough draft of body. Right now, it’s in the hallway, a shank sticking outta its chest.
So we’re not really singing yet…just sort of moaning. Hopefully, it will eventually sing. Hopefully, the language on the page will match the language in my head and it will all match the music of the death. We have to hear the shrieking alarm beyond me simply saying, "That alarm was noisy, dude." We have to hear the last few moments of life beyond me simply saying, "Then the dude was dead…oh, wow, man." And we have to hear, in the music of the language o the page, the slow spill of blood.
That’s the music Steinbeck was really talking about. It’s much harder to hear and – hopefully – nearly impossible to compose to the standards of the composer.
Up next? The machinery of investigation. Oh, by the way, we are starting with more than 300 suspects.
Hehehehehe…this is where it gets fun.
It was a heavy day in the city. The sun blasted through the dirty glass and touched everyone in the store with the fire of a kid holding a magnifying glass over a hapless ant.
Okay, it’s not like a big city, it’s Princeton. And it wasn’t all that hot, really, and I have no idea if the people at the pharmacy felt hapless or not. Hell, I wasn’t even there. But I heard this actually happened.
There’s a lady at this pharmacy and she finds a note on the floor. As curious as anyone, and probably – like anyone – hoping the slip of paper was actually a winning lottery ticket someone had accidently dropped, this lady snaps it up and reads it.
“Murder In The White House,” it says.
You know this little old lady, gray hair and special shoes, is thinking What the fuck?
“Murder On Capital Hill,” it says.
Holy shit, our geriatric detective thinks. Murder is afoot, murder most foul and it is up to me, Thou Whost Would Buy Metamucil and bunyon pads, to stop it!
“Murder In The Supreme Court,” the note reads.
Surrepticiously, our heroine takes the note to the owner of the pharmacy. Quietly, so that the plotters and evil-doers who’ve conveniently dropped the note can’t hear, she gives it to the head drug dispenser and asks that she pass it up the line.
“Up the line?”
“We must get this to the police. Perhaps it can be dusted for prints. Mine, obviously, will have to be taken as an exclusionary set. Also, the ink can be analyzed for what kind of pen wrote this note. We can then trace that back to the manufacturer, the wholesaler, and the retail outlet. Perhaps they have credit card records of this sale. The paper, too, can be traced, though it is more difficult. We shall have to alert the FBI and Homeland Security.”
“But – ” The pharmacist points at the note.
“Murder at the FBI,” it says.
“Egads, who is left to save us?”
“Uh…the Princeton Police Department?” the pharmacist asks.
“Brilliant. Call them.”
And then our note-finder leaves. Hey, she’d done her bit, she doens’t have to stay for all of it.
But something about the note feels wrong, like an odd note played in the midst of a contemporary music experiment…I know, it’d be hard to find a wrong note in those kinds of aural train wrecks, but you get what I’m saying.
So our druggist calls Officer Peoria (I don’t want to embarrass him, if you can dig it), and gives him the note. It feels strange to him, too. So Officer Peoria takes the suspect note (as opposed to the suspect’s note) to our local bookseller and says, “Does this note, encrypted though it appears to be, mean anything to you?”
Our bookseller looks long and hard, racks her formidible brain, and says – sagely – “Yes.”
“What?”
“Well, I believe it to be less a threat of political assassination than a listing of books by one Margaret Truman.”
“Who?”
“Mary Margaret Truman. Once upon a time, she was a singer. Then a writer. Also the daughter of President Harry S. Truman.”
Officer Peoria frowns. “Truman was, I believe, a Democrat.”
“Yes.”
“So the daughter of a Democrat, probably also a Democrat, is plotting a massive political killing spree against the machinery of these United States? Currently run by Republicans?”
“Well, probably not…as she’s been dead since January 29 of this year.”
“Died this year, huh?”
“So did Arthur C. Clarke.”
“Well, there you go.”
“Exactly.”
“So I can throw this note away?”
Our bookseller nods and offers up a trash can. “I think so.”
The End
– editorial fair play: what I’ve written is EXACTLY – almost – how it happened. I’ll leave it to you to sort truth from truthiness.
“Today the argument against sin and the means of losing it – the quest for the true spirit. This should be a good sharp section.”
– John Steinbeck, “Working Days,” Entry #4, June 2, 1938, Thursday
No giant moral arguments for me, at least not yet. Today’s work – tonight actually – is chapter 3. Jace at home after a long shift wherein an inmate has a problem in medical and we get foreshadowings of the underpinning of the book.
Chapter 3, then. Short, sharply delineated (I hope). She’s scared to sleep, scared of the dreams; leftovers from the psychological aftermath of Book One. Though the books are desert-set, this section should have the oppressive feel of the hot and humid, almost like being able to see the humidity hanging in the air. Should feel as oppressive as the Louisiana bayou. Hell, maybe I’ll just ask James Lee Burke to write it for me. Should have long sentences and long paragraphs, almost painful to read because of her fear of sleeping.
No Gramma and none of The Coots. This is all Jace. But short because I’ve already strung out the initiating murder too long. Too much navel-gazing already. But then, pacing never works for me until deep near the end. That’s the only time I can look back and see what’s what.
But like what became the middle part of “Grapes” chapter 4, this should be good and sharp. We’ll see.
And the quest for the true spirit? It may be corny, but there are no other quests. Everything dances to that particular rhumba.
“Get some Gold-Bond. It’s like air-conditioning for your balls.”
A fellow officer, giving his two cents worth on the chafing problem my crappy polyester pants give me during the hot, humid summer months.
“It seems to be necessary to write things down. Can’t stop it.”
John Steinbeck, “Working Days,” Entry #1, February 7, 1938, Monday.
It is a marvelous book, Steinbeck’s “Working Days.” It is not one of the novels – the short, kiss-in-the-dark sweetness of “Of Mice and Men,” nor the sprawling “East of Eden.” Neither is it one of the volume of letters like “Steinbeck: A Life in Letters,” or “Journal of a Novel, the East of Eden Letters.”
It is Steinbeck’s attempt to “map the actual working days and hours of this novel.”
It is a diary of his time spent writing “The Grapes of Wrath.”
And it is, quite simply, an amazing book.
I am very much into discovering and exploring the creative process. I want to see your painting, yes, but I also want to know why precisely that color in precisely that place. I want to see what you did with the lighting scheme for “Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern,” but I also want to know why that green at that moment.
“Working Days,” is an almost daily account of the writing of Grapes. The struggles as to tone and pace, the battles as to timbre and situation. But also, it allows the reader to see how in hell he got the book done given everything else that was going on in his life at that time.
I am not so bold.
But I am just cheeky enough to believe I could do something similar. My Working Daze, however, won’t be as disciplined or as regular. He wrote his as a daily warm up to writing. I, because of my work schedule, no longer write every day. Instead, I write every day I’m off. And my writing time is so limited that if I tried to keep Working Daze constantly up to date, I’d never work on the novel.
So my scope is much more limited than his.
I will try, as best I can, to put down what it’s like to write a novel. I will explore the artistic struggles of tone and timbre, pace and plot. In short, I will navel gaze with the intensity of someone who is self-involved to the nth degree when it comes to his writing.
I already know, to a degree, what’s coming. I’ve written books before and there will be days where I am nothing short of the single best writer what ever walked the planet. And there will be days where I want to throw the computer out the window and take up knitting.
Maybe it’ll fun and maybe it’ll suck, but I’m gonna give it a whirl and see what happens. The trick, of course, is to explore the writing of the book without giving the book away. Hell, if I put it all down in the journal, there would never be any reason for you to go plunk down $25 for it, would there?
The book, by the by, is the second in a brand new series centering on a female sheriff’s deputy. In book one, we see her at the beginning of her career. I mean the very beginning – day one – and we go from there. The first book is called “Slow Bleed” and you haven’t seen or heard of it yet because I only finished it a few months ago and am waiting for my agent to read it. After him, hopefully, publishers. After that, hopefully, enough sales to fund a two-month trip to St. Thomas.
Steinbeck said something else in that initial entry back in ’38. He wrote, “I don’t know whether I could write a decent book now. That is the greatest fear of all. I am working at it but I can’t tell.”
It is the greatest fear of us all. So we’ll see what happens. And do, please, post your comments. I’d love to know how you do things, how you explore your creativity.
And what your favorite Steinbeck book is.
“So what’s going on?”
His eyes darted side to side, up and down the empty, gravel road. “Uh…nothing. Just out walking, I do that a lot.”
We were on a dirt road that winds along the north shore of the Illinois River where it bends from north-south to east west on its way to Chicago. It’s 10 miles of absolutely nothing. No homes, no business, nothing but river land and forest. I patrol down there lots and lots and lots, and usually, there is something going on. Booze or drugs or fights or whatever. I love it down there.
This particular night, one of the first patrols of my new assignment (nights, 6 p.m. to 6 a.m.), I had stumbled across a truck and a tall, lanky 17-year old kid.
At first, I thought it was illegally dumping garbage. Then I realized he had just cracked open a beer. And I mean JUST cracked it. In fact, the pull tab wasn’t even all the way open yet, he hasn’t had a single swig, and there I am, all Ramboed up and official.
“Yeah?” I asked. “Whose beer?”
“Uh…my friend’s.”
“Yeah? Where is he?”
“Uh…he took a walk.” The kid pointed vaguely behind him.
“Yeah? Cracked a beer and then took a walk? Didn’t even take his brew with him?”
The kid shrugged, but dutifully handed over his license.
“Okay, no sweat. Tell you what, I’m going to check your license, make sure you’re not a wanted hatchet murderer or anything, and why don’t you see if you can find your friend for me.”
He nodded and headed in the direction his friend had taken.
And I just watched. Sitting in the front seat of the cruiser, license check long since done, I just watched him. He made it about ten feet past his truck, didn’t even bother actually looking into the gathering darkness, shrugged, and came back to the truck.
I’m thinking: if you’re about to get arrested for illegal consumption, or at the very least illegal possession of alcohol, and said alcohol is your friends? Get your ass down the road and find him. Hang him up in the hoosegow, rather than yourself.
Ah, my friends are thinking now, a clue to Trey’s personality. Cut the friends loose and save himself.
Well…yeah. Momma didn’t raise no fool.
Anyway, the booze was his and I cut him a break. I took his beer and sent him on home. Actually, I felt sorry for him. First of all, how bad is life for a 17-year old when he’s drinking alone? That’s gotta suck.
But then, before he takes a drink, before he even gets the beer open, BOOM, here are the cops, giving him grief, taking his crap, and pouring it out right in front of him.
To be honest, there was a part of me that just wanted to hand the kid the open beer and say, “Kill it quick, lonely boy.”
I called this entry King Booze because that six pack wasn’t all I had that weekend. I found another last six out of a twelve pack at one of the canal locks. Just sitting there, no one around. I assume it was kids drinking and they didn’t want to take a chance on getting pulled over with beer in the car.
Then I had five teenagers at another canal lock with three cases of really cheap beer. When I got there, the beer was all in the water. No like in the water to stay cold, but more like “Heave! (splash!) What? I have no idea what you’re talking about, Officer.”
So in the course of three days, I found three cases of cheap beer. And let’s not forget the nearly finished fifth of Beam I found in the possession of a 16-year old.
Jim Beam? I almost arrested her for drinking crappy whiskey. If, at 16, you’re going to finish the better part of a fifth in less than a night, make it Jack Daniel’s.
King Booze, indeed.
So, in honor of completing my first year on the road, the Sheriff’s Office gave me…?
Another cow call.
That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, a bovine interception call. It wasn’t at 3:00 in the morning, like the first one a year ago was, nor was it cows wandering the roadway, as it had been then. (And yeah, I remember, with heart-stopping shock, the old man who we called to come get his cows. He walked up to one, stared it dead in the face, then turned to me and said, “Ain’t mine,” and promptly left.)
This was much better than wandering cows or cows hit by cars or trucks or cows stuck on a fence. This was cows…gone. Just gone. No fuss, no muss, no forwarding address.
“My babies are gone,” the lady said.
“They break through the fence?” I asked.
She showed me. No break.
“Someone let them out?” I asked.
Didn’t look like it.
“Checked with all the neighbors?”
“Absolutely,” she said.
“So, the Grays come get them?” I wanted to ask.
Now, I realize I don’t know anything about cows other than that they’re great with a slightly tangy but not too sweet, full-bodied red sauce after having been cooked over an open pit flame, but I wasn’t sure it was possible for 11 head of cattle to simply disappear. And this woman, poor thing, was absolutely bananas about them. She was in tears about her cows.
And it wasn’t just because we were talking about roughly $15,000. It was because her cows were gone. You know…like my dogs are gone…or my child got snatched. Her cows were GONE and what in the hell was the Sheriff’s Office, the State Police, the FBI, the ATF, ICE, and Homeland Security prepared to do about that?
She was CRAZED about it. Tears and drama and hyperventilation. I thought I was going to have to call an ambulance to give her some tranquilizer or something.
“You have to find them,” she said.
“I’ll do my best.”
At her demand, my best was going to include walking – slowly and with a crime scene kit – the entire fence line. All the way around her fifteen or twenty acres or whatever it was. I, on the other hand, offered to drive it and see what was what.
“How can you see trace evidence from your car?”
Apparently she didn’t want me, she wanted Gil Grissom. Grissom would catch them (because I was obviously an idiot and not up to the task) and she would cheerfully hang them herself at the courthouse square.
She actually used some language that I’d never heard, some colorful variations on curse words that made ME blush…and you know that’s going some.
I felt for her but at the same time, there was part of me, terrible though it is to say, that assumed the deputies at the office had set up a camera somewhere and were watching all this via monitor and laughing their asses off.
Then, as I’m really unsure what to do next, her son comes strolling over from next door.
“Mom,” he said. “They’re at Teddy’s.”
“What?”
“Teddy has them. They’re in his pen.”
“Oh.” So then she looked back at me and shrugged. “Never mind.”
“I grew [my hair] out because I’m married and I’m successful and I don’t have to impress anyone anymore.”
A writer on his newly long hair.
“The .357 is like a kiss…the .45 is like getting ass-fucked.”
A writer on the difference in recoil between two of the guns we were shooting.
“What Louisiana beer do you have?”
“Well, we have St. Paulie Girl.”
An exchange between a writer and a waitress at a Cajun restaurant.
“You didn’t get invited because you have a pussy, now shut up and go away.”
A writer on why a female writer he was talking to didn’t get invited to what the commenting writer thought was a male-only writing convention.
Okay, truth in advertising. I didn’t actually shoot up Mayhem In The Midlands, but we did do some serious shooting.
At an indoor range, rather than the indoor writers’ convention…though there were at least three moments when, if I’d been strapped, I’d have shot the crap out of a particular writer…not three writers during three moments, but the same writer over and over and over again.
Mayhem is a delightful little convention in Omaha I’ve been attending the last few years. Sean Doolittle, one of the two or three most underrated writers in America today, lives there and I head over to hang with him for a few days.
Sean is, in fact, the shooting buddy. There are always some other people along, but it’s got a core of me and Sean, blasting away for an hour or so, burning through ammo and targets like we’re made of freakin’ money. And in and around the shooting sessions, we have conversations about things like point of view narrative and the big reveal versus the little reveal and realistic violence versus stylized violence. So yeah, we’re writer geeks, but we’re writer geeks with guns.
I usually participate in a couple of discussion panels and I did this year. Some are always good and some always blow industrial chunk, and mine this year were about evenly split between good and total bullshit. The crap panel was supposed to be – we were told – on short stories. Instead, the moderator decided it was better to offer the attendees ‘entertainment’ rather than answer their questions on the topic. Who gives a crap what my favorite short story of my own is? And I would bet most people couldn’t give two hoots what my favorite food is.
Honestly, I don’t go much for the panels. I’ve been going to conventions long enough that mostly I’ve seen all of them and all their recycled cousins too many times to count. So I go for the comeraderie (is that even spelled right? What’choo want, I’m’a writer…spelling is for the editors). What that actually means is drinking too much, eating too much, bitching too much, gossiping entirely too much, but doing it with other writers so it can be written off on my taxes.
And, in this moment of truth between just you and I, I can admit that I love being there for the trainwrecks. Hehehehe…that’s sometimes better than everything else. Though the trainwrecks were minor this year, they did include watching a writer introduce himself to a writer he’d never met before by throwing himself to the floor when invited to have a seat, then stroking his newly longish hair and saying, “I grew it out because I’m married and I’m successful, I don’t have to impress anyone anymore.”
Bite my ass, moron.
The other of note was watching a writer who claimed to have once been a hugely successful trial attorney go completely blank when another writer and I (him a former NYPD copper) talked about ‘making a case.’ The former attorney had no clue what that meant.
Uh…what?
I met some interesting new people, including JT Ellison, author of “All The Pretty Girls,” and Twist Phelan. Saw some regular compatriots, too: Libby Fischer Hellmann and Sue (who in my memory never has a last name) and Lance Who Knows Lori (and who, again, never seems to have an actual last name).
But the over-arcing highlight was Craig Johnson. I’ve been a fan of his Walt Longmire series for a while (set in rural Wyoming with the county sheriff) and being able to spend some time with him and his wife was nothing short of a gas. Craig is, like me, a fan of writing (it sounds goofy, I know, but there are lots of writers who aren’t actually fans of good writing…they’re fans of good contracts and lots of press coverage, but not the actual writing), and to have a lunchtime conversation with him (also Sean, Anthony Neil Smith, Judy Johnson, and Twist Phelan) about good writing was possibly the most relaxing hour of the entire weekend.
For me, conventions are usually 50/50 – that is, 50% inspirational and 50% toxic. I love how talking to writers and reading pieces of current projects and buying newly published projects so completely inspires me to reach higher and harder on my own work, but they are also toxic in that I hate seeing how absolute fucking idiots who have no clue about good writing and who, in fact, couldn’t write their way out of a bad episode of ‘Blossom,’ or who have not a single human social skill end up with big, fat contracts which they then tell me all about while blowing stale beer breath in my face.
Mmmmm…delicious.
Those people are the ones, in fact, I usually shoot while at the range. I don’t see a silhouette, I see –
hehehehe, no names today.
So that was Mayhem for this year. And like either Ah-nold or Herpes, I’ll be back.
My favorite food, by the by, is hot links from Johnny’s Barbeque in Midland, Texas.

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