I’ve decided to start a new section of the journal: odd, random comments. I get people saying really bizarre things to me all the time. Good, bad, and really ugly.
Today, for the first, we have this:
“I wanted to keep my midget porn classy…so that’s why it’s on the small screen.”
Said to me at a St. Patty’s Day party that included – on a tiny, five-inch portable DVD player screen – midget porn in honor of leprechauns. On the giant, 50-inch screen was college basketball.