“When I put miles on the car, I put pen to the paper.”
An officer responding to a caller’s demand for documentation of items found on the caller’s property. The caller didn’t want the illegal items coming back on them.
Unfortunately, I didn’t get to hear this bit of B-movie dialogue. It was just a funny thing that came my way. But since it so brilliantly fits the spirit of “…uh…what?” I thought I’d put it up.