Text from my wife: ‘I’m at a church hall, listening to a polka band.’
Text to my wife: ‘You’re a wild woman. Don’t get arrested.’
Text to my wife: ‘They any good?’
Text from my wife: ‘I guess. The old people think so.’
I laughed so hard Coke Zero came outta my nose. Hmmm. Maybe you had to be there. Not there in the hall with the polka band, but…well…never mind.