“Mark is cool…Standard is ghetto.”
Said by a local ER nurse.
Okay, it’s probably not funny to the 99% of you who have no idea that Mark and Standard are tiny, tiny, tiny, did I mention tiny hamlets near here. They are in a county that another ER nurse, who lives in Mark, calls ‘Hazzard County,’ which makes me laugh my ass off. Mark and Standard are both the kinds of places that have a population of about 24…counting all major cats and dogs, and the kind of place where, when you roll in, you hear the Deliverance banjos. So to differientiate by saying one is ghetto is hilarious…at least to me.