“Does your head get cold when it’s shiny?”
I was stunned silent, Dr Pepper in one hand, donut (I swear it really was a donut) in the other.
“My cousin told me if it’s shiny, it doesn’t get as cold.”
– a random man in a convenience store today, while I was on-duty.
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“Hell, if I’d known he had a warrant, I wouldn’t’a been speeding.”
– a driver I stopped for speeding. One of his passengers had an arrest warrant out of another county.