“If you add ‘ito,’ it makes it small.”
Said to me during a conversation about Spanish. As in ‘poquito’. My contribution was that, obviously, under those rules, a burrito was really just a little, tiny burro.
“Better than a whore.”
Said to me on duty last night by a truck driver who’d hit a deer. While I was doing the accident report, I asked if he had any passengers. He said just his dog. I opined that would be a good companion on the road. That was his response.